Posted 15 hours ago
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
(Source: slutcentre)
Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
Posted 15 hours ago
this account is followed by the president
Finally, a president who cares.
Posted 15 hours ago
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Posted 15 hours ago
the fact that some random actor actually got channing tatum dryhumping his ass
I wish I was that fugitive!
(Source: mysisterscatsareassholes)
Posted 15 hours ago
I'm Joe. I'm gay and friendly , I like crazy people, comedy and nerd stuff. 
